Looked black upon me, struck me with her tongue
Most serpent-like upon the very heart.
All the stored vengeances of heaven fall
On her ingrateful top354
! Strike her young bones,You taking355
airs, with lameness—CORNWALL Fie, sir, fie!
LEAR You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
You fen-sucked fogs drawn by the powerful sun359
To fall and blister!
REGAN O the blest gods! So will you wish on me
When the rash mood is on.
LEAR No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
Thy tender-hafted364
nature shall not giveThee o’er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce, but thine
Do comfort and not burn. ’Tis not in thee
To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes368
,And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt369
Against my coming in: thou better know’st
The offices of nature371
, bond of childhood,Effects372
of courtesy, dues of gratitude:Thy half o’th’kingdom hast thou not forgot,
Wherein I thee endowed.
REGAN Good sir, to th’purpose375
.LEAR Who put my man i’th’stocks?
CORNWALL What trumpet’s that?
REGAN I know’t my sister’s: this approves378
her letter,That she would soon be here.— Is your lady come?
LEAR This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed380
prideDwells in the sickly grace381
of her he follows.—Out, varlet, from my sight!
CORNWALL What means your grace?
LEAR Who stocked my servant? Regan, I have good hope
Thou didst not know on’t385
. Who comes here? O heavens,If you do love old men, if your sweet sway386
Allow387
obedience, if you yourselves are old,Make it your cause, send down, and take my part!—
Art not ashamed to look upon this beard389
?—O Regan, will you take her by the hand?
GONERIL Why not by th’hand, sir? How have I offended?
All’s not offence that indiscretion392
findsAnd dotage terms so.
LEAR O sides394
, you are too tough!Will you yet hold?— How came my man i’th’stocks?
CORNWALL I set him there, sir: but his own disorders396
Deserved much less advancement397
.LEAR You? Did you?
REGAN I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
If till the expiration of your month,
You will return and sojourn with my sister,
Dismissing half your train, come then to me:
I am now from home, and out of that provision
Which shall be needful for your entertainment404
.LEAR Return to her? And fifty men dismissed?
No, rather I abjure406
all roofs, and chooseTo wage against the enmity o’th’air407
,To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,
Necessity’s409
sharp pinch! Return with her?Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
To knee his throne and, squire-like, pension412
begTo keep base life afoot413
. Return with her?Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter414
To this detested groom415
.GONERIL At your choice, sir.
LEAR I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad.
I will not trouble thee, my child, farewell:
We’ll no more meet, no more see one another.
But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter —
Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh,
Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil,
A plague-sore, or embossèd carbuncle423
,In my corrupted blood424
. But I’ll not chide thee:Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:
I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,
Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove.
Mend428
when thou canst, be better at thy leisure:I can be patient, I can stay with Regan,
I and my hundred knights.
REGAN Not altogether so:
I looked not for432
you yet, nor am providedFor your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister,
For those that mingle reason with your passion434
Must be content to think you old, and so —
But she knows what she does.
LEAR Is this well spoken?
REGAN I dare avouch438
it, sir: what, fifty followers?Is it not well? What should you need of more?
Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger440
Speak gainst so great a number? How in one house
Should many people under two commands
Hold amity? ’Tis hard, almost impossible.
GONERIL Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
From those that she calls servants, or from mine?
REGAN Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack ye446
,We could control447
them. If you will come to me —For now I spy a danger — I entreat you
To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more
Will I give place or notice450
.LEAR I gave you all—
REGAN And in good time you gave it452
.LEAR Made you my guardians, my depositaries453
,But kept a reservation454
to be followedWith such a number. What, must I come to you
With five-and-twenty? Regan, said you so?
REGAN And speak’t again, my lord: no more with me.
LEAR Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favoured458
When others are more wicked: not being the worst